10 Day Challenge: Day one

Day one: ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1) Mya, I want you to have my children. At least one.

2) J. Crew, if that is your real name, you’re really abusing your access to my e-mail address right now. Please stop.

3) Mom, thank you so much for these blue eyes. They work wonders. I love you, Mom!

4) André 3000, can’t we just get one album??? C’mon man, I’m dying over here.

5) Glenn Beck, I hate you. Die in a fire.

6) Mel Gibson, I hate you. Die in a fire.

7) Sarah Palin, I hate you. Die in a fire. Additionally, you are the dumbest bitch that side of Montana. And that includes all the dumb bitches in Canada. So…that puts you high in the running for dumbest bitch worldwide. Just go away.

8) Will Ferrell, thank you for making this.

9) Roscoe Dash, bless ya boy with one of them smash hooks you got, patna!

10) Roscoe Dash, take that glitter outcha muhfuckin’ head, patna.

That’s it for day one. Check in for day two tomorrow!

-Savage