Posts tagged How To Be Cool.

Today’s lesson in How To Be Cool: brought to you by The Fonz and the letter ‘A’.

-Savage

P.S. I heard The Fonz is Chuck Norris’ dad. Just throwing that out there.

Today’s lesson in How To Be Cool: get a bad bitch (like this one) to do this for you. After she does other stuff for you.

She’s a Keeper.

-Savage

virginvanity:

I’d love to do this for someone.

Bills, bills, bills…

No matter how many bills you have, you need a good place to fold them. Check out the Evergreen Billfold by Hlaska. The woodgrain embossed leather is sure to garner some attention from your dinnertime company, but not too flashy as to make you look like some kind of assclown. It’s also slim. Nobody wants a bulge in the back of their pants. Under any circumstance. Or a George Costanza wallet. Buy it here.

Another lesson in How To Be Cool…

-Savage

How To Be Cool: learn to tie a tie, dammit.

You’re welcome.

Re-blogged from those guys at the bottom.

-Savage

apeculiarsprezzatura:

(via tinaratedtinaapproved)

Military-inspired Watches

If you’re male and an 80’s Baby, you probably have at least one of those chunky, stainless steel watches. That’s okay. Those are still cool…sometimes. BUT, if you wanna be really swaggy for the summer and fall, rock a timepiece like one of these:

Wanna see more? Sure ya do.

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Some like it hot, some like it cold…

…but whether you like it hot or cold, or in a pot, nine days old, German company GROHE makes sure you get it just how you prefer.

Aside from your hand-washings always being at that perfect temperature, the design of this fixture is sure to impress your many (hopefully) late night guests that may need to wash their hands, face, or…well, whatever else they need to wash.

Just another lesson from Savage in How To Be Cool…

-Savage

New G-Wagon!!!???

Man, this shit is slicker than snot on a doorknob.  Gotdamn. Click the link to see some more pics of the new Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon LAPV 6.X Concept.

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How To Be Cool: buy cool shit like this. Sometimes, function isn’t nearly as important as design.

Re-blogged from some other folks.

-Savage

iamtea-rriffic:

Yes, a typographic clock.

Introducing: How To Be Cool

So along with the “Damn Shame”, “Stunters”, “Keepers”, and “Story of My Life” series, I introduce “How To Be Cool”. I’ll start with this.

Wear these and you’re guaranteed to get more bitches than before. Take it from a guy that gets a lot of bitches.

-Savage

P.S. Str8 swag-jackin’ Selectism, as usual.